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Well, no. Have you even read the book yet? Have you read about how many people are crying over how they dumped their system with hack software, or how many other people are there in the Book trumpeting how many bits of palass they offer on their sites? Look for help first! (Especially if like most folks you don't even bother entering a valid e-mail address. If you can't be sent anything and you won't read the logs, then what do you think is going to happen?)

If You Just Want Me to Come Over and Casually Rewrite Your Palace Site:
I already work 60-80 hours a week. Site consulting will run you $200/hr. Any less and it costs me. Sorry!

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